this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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