I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
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she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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