Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
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Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
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Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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