can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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