i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
My bed smells like the plague
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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