I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
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He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
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I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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