what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Someone shit on the floor
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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