i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
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im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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