WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Oh god it's open bar.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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