I just saw a hot homeless man
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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