guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
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