In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
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If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I love you.
Bad choice
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