I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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