If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
what the fuck happened to the tacos
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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