I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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