Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
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Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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