I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
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LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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