somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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