If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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