I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
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Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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