Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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