and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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