So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
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And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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