Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
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can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
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Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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