So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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