Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I think people are normalizing furries
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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