At least make sure they are 18
Why
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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