thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
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I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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