May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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