I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
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Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
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My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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