I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
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I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
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okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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