Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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