Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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