I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
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