Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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