he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
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the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Another day, another engagement, another cat
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I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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