real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
