Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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