dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
please don't ironically join a cult
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