i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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