Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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