God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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