69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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