His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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