the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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