Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
then he tried to convert me to islam
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Dick very happy bro
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
He did a backflip because drugs
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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