if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
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You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
tell me about the eggs
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