At least make sure they are 18
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One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
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