He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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