I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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