he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
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she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
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The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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