he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
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How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
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