We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
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I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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