dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
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