There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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