i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
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which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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