how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
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Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
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As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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